tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10942485.post110976745188991625..comments2024-03-22T04:04:44.742-07:00Comments on A.R.Yngve's "Notes Towards Becoming A Better Writer": How To Write A Best-Selling Fantasy Novel... Or Maybe NotA.R.Yngvehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03972668378286177600noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10942485.post-1109867465023912862005-03-03T08:31:00.000-08:002005-03-03T08:31:00.000-08:00I'm waiting for a Generic Fantasy novel where the ...I'm waiting for a Generic Fantasy novel where the heroes wander through a huge tunnel underneath the Humongous Mountains on their way to the Dark Lord's Stronghold... only to arrive at a walled-up exit, with the sign:<br /><br />"THIS TUNNEL CONDEMNED By Order Of the Dark Lord Safety Dept."<br />;-P<br /><br />-A.R.Yngve<br />http://yngve.bravehost.comA.R.Yngvehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03972668378286177600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10942485.post-1109839953453184862005-03-03T00:52:00.000-08:002005-03-03T00:52:00.000-08:00They forgot, "Put a map in the front. Make sure t...They forgot, "Put a map in the front. Make sure there's a range of mountains called the Mountains of Dhoom (or Dhume or Duuhm or whatever)."Laikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16165304577490923507noreply@blogger.com