My homepage has been updated with Chapter 6 of my unsold novel THE TIME IDIOT.This is a short, funny novel about a dumb man who has gained power far beyond his ability to handle it responsibly -- in this case, the power to alter history. (You can call it a metaphor, if you're into metaphors.)
Choice Quote:
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"Listen up! I need to know a few things. Like, what's going on?"
The prisoner sat up, groaned and rubbed his neck. He was wearing a wrinkled infantryman's uniform. "What the hell are you talking about?" He spoke with a slight slur.
"You know, our country. Are we at war?"
The prisoner scratched his unshaven chin and made an effort to focus his eyesight on Prescott. With his bronze skin, sharp nose and high cheekbones he resembled a Native American.
"Whaddya mean, ‘at war'? We're always at war with someone or something. It's America's Manifest Destiny to fight the good fight!"
If the soldier was attempting sarcasm, it went right over Prescott's head.
"Is the Cold War still going on?"
"What, there's a cold one now?"---------------------
Editors and publishers have responded strangely to this novel. Even one who
hated THE TIME IDIOT, admitted that the dialogue was funny, but the concept of time travel confused him. Even one who passed on it called it
"very funny". Other editors responded in similar ways; one did not approve of mixing "slapstick" with Science Fiction.
It's almost as if some people think time travel
shouldn't be funny. I mean,
haven't they seen BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE...?