Ahoy! Don't ye forget, mates, that September 19 be TALK LIKE A PIRATE Day!
Be ye buccaneers, scurvy dogs, salty seafarers, wee jim lads, wenches or lasses, bring ye cutlasses and eye-patches... or ye be scurvy landlubbers, not even fit for Davy Jones' locker!
For the beginner pirate, here be the essential instruction film:
HOW TO TALK LIKE A PIRATE.