Who's the folksiest candidate with the mostest family values? Who rejects the high-falutin' elite?
Why, it's NURGLON (r) !
* Nurglon has mothered 5 million offspring (and counting), and completely opposes abortion of any of its eggs. No candidate is more pro-life than Nurglon!
* Nurglon is a plain-speakin' entity from the north (where it entered our dimension) and believes in strong leadership to defend its chosen territory from competing life forms.
So vote NURGLON (r) in 2008! Yes, we should!
P.S.: And remember, you can be sure this candidate ain't black (Nurglon is white with purple spots) or Muslim (Nurglon worships Great Cthulhu).
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UPDATE (Sept.23): The World Exclusive interview with Nurglon can be found HERE.
Nurglons Slams Obama...