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Monday, September 15, 2008

NURGLON In 2008!

Who's the folksiest candidate with the mostest family values? Who rejects the high-falutin' elite?

Why, it's NURGLON (r) !

* Nurglon has mothered 5 million offspring (and counting), and completely opposes abortion of any of its eggs. No candidate is more pro-life than Nurglon!

* Nurglon is a plain-speakin' entity from the north (where it entered our dimension) and believes in strong leadership to defend its chosen territory from competing life forms.

So vote NURGLON (r) in 2008! Yes, we should!

P.S.: And remember, you can be sure this candidate ain't black (Nurglon is white with purple spots) or Muslim (Nurglon worships Great Cthulhu).

More NURGLON election merchandise can be found in the 2008 Election Rejection Shop.

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UPDATE (Sept.23): The World Exclusive interview with Nurglon can be found HERE.
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11 comments:

Adam Berkowitz said...

What's the difference between a pitbull and Nurglon? about 3000 jars of mascara (Nurglon has many eyes)

A.R.Yngve said...

That's how Nurglon can keep an eye on those 5,000,000 children and run for office... all at the same time!
;-)

Alexei said...

Nurglon is strong on foreign policy: Her policy is that all life will eventually go to feed Azathoth, the crawling nuclear chaos at the center of the universe!

Nurglon neither knows nor cares what the Bush Doctrine is.

Man, I would totally watch that interview.

A.R.Yngve said...

Maybe I can arrange something.

Now, why won't Oprah invite Nurglon? (Stupid question. The studio floor can't support Nurglon's massive, slithering bulk.)
;-)

matt said...

Don't be silly. the studio floor supports the massive, slithering bulk of Oprah's ego, which outweighs Nurglon by like 5 tons.

Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that Nurglon and her 5,000,000 offspring are nothing more than a welfare scam !

Joseph said...

Isn't Nurglon an immigrant?

Alexei said...

Yes, but that's good! She's living the American Dream of coming to this country, working hard, having five million screaming star-spawn offspring, and devouring anyone who doesn't agree with you.

She represents me.

A.R.Yngve said...

NOTE:
I'll be away from the computer for a few days.... but next week I might be able to post the EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Nurglon (two-time winner of the Miss Unspeakable contest).

Stay tuned...

A.R.Yngve said...

The world-exclusive pre-election interview with Nurglon was snagged by POX News:
http://aryngve.blogspot.com/2008/09/nurglon-speaks-exclusive-interview.html

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