POX News, The Very Deep South, Oct.7: During a torch-lit evening rally, before a rapt crowd of 5,000 followers, Nurglon (r) made this highly critical statement of her/its opponent:
Nurglon: FOLKS... THE SHINING ONE HAS BEEN TO COUNTRIES YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO!
(30-second standing ovation from audience)
N: HE CAN READ... AND WRITE!
(10-second booing and hissing from audience)
N: WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HIM?
(Man in crowd: "You tell'im, Nurglon!")
N: THE SHINING ONE IS DIFFERENT! NOT ONE OF US! HE'S A FRIEND OF PEOPLE WHO READ AND WRITE BOOKS! A FRIEND OF TERRORISTS!
(30-second standing ovation from audience)
N: NOW MAKE SURE NURGLON BECOMES YOUR RULER AND OVERLORD... TO SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM TERRORISM! THE JUICY, TASTY CHILDREN!
(3-minute standing ovation from audience)
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